Listen, I know how hard it is to find new and exciting things for the Lab-crazy female. My wife has a yellow, chocolate and black Labrador retriever, and this pair of exquisite silver Labrador earrings was the gift that saved my life last month! I was in the dog house for forgetting our 5th anniversary, but as soon as Julie (not her real name) opened up this box every wrong real or imagined I’d ever committed blew away like smoke.

“Darling, where did you ever find these?” she had already run to the mirror with the earring dangling from her hand. I watched her as she expertly slid the wire through her left ear. “Oh, you know me,” I answered mysteriously, not saying a word about the site with over a hundred affordable sterling silver earrings that I’d discovered the week before. They had a lot of other lab jewelry, in pewter, gold, enamel and silver. I wasn’t about to tell her where it was until at least after Christmas.

Can you blame me? But I see no reason why I can’t pass this information onto the next desperate male.